It’s been three days now since House of Cards was unleashed on Netflix. Since Friday – rather inevitably – a lot of fans have put in a lot of Spacey-time.

Whether they’ve churned through all 13 episodes to avoid spoilers on Twitter or simply because they’re political-thriller addicts, bingers have all had something to say. Here are a few of the different types of binge watcher who now see Kevin Spacey every time they blink.

1. The binge watcher who ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT OMG!!!!!

2. The binge watcher who blew their load too early.

3. The conflicted binge watcher.

4. The binge watcher whose opinions on weather temporarily altered.

5. The binge-watching romantic.

6. The matter-of-fact binge watcher.

7. The binge watcher who’s accepted their time is Spacey’s now.

8. The civilian whose professional life is being ruined by binge watchers.

9. The binge watcher who has zero capacity for self-restraint.

10. The binge watcher who’s calmly glad they aren’t binge watching any more.

11. The heroic binge watcher.

12. The binge watcher who’s fading fast.

His blood (and phlegm) is on Spacey’s hands!

13. The binge watcher who’s not actually very dedicated to binge watching.

Only the first seven? Pah!

14. The binge watcher who’s assumed the power of tantalising quote god.

15. The fashion-savvy binge watcher.

16. The new parent whose life has out-grown binge watching.

17. The binge watching tech geek.

18. The binge watcher with “better” things to do.

19. The indifferent binge watcher turned satirist.

20. And finally this arch-pragmatist – a binge watcher only up to a point.